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Brawndo: Real Product, or Elaborate ROBOCOP Joke?



On Friday, Danny Leigh at the Guardian linked to and excerpted from my post about Brawndo, the fictional scourge of mankind from Idiocracy, which Fox has allegedly inked a deal to produce as a real-life energy drink. Admittedly, the story does seem a little too future-world-y, irony-oblivious, Baudrillard-rolling-in-his-grave-y to take at face value, and the Guardian commenters expressed doubts.

“Er, hang on a second, is Brawndo really really real?” asked commenter “Have a look at the manufacturer listed at the bottom of the page - it’s Omni Consumer Products. From Robocop. A fictional big nasty corporation. Mind you, I had to Google to make sure that somebody hadn’t opened a real OCP…”

As I went on to comment on the post, I’m not sure what the deal is with OCP. They do have a website, but it’s pretty barren. But I do know that the other company with a corporate logo on the Brawndo site, Redux Beverages, is real. They’re the fine folks who brought the world the energy drink Cocaine, which was pulled from the shelves after a warning letter from the FDA. According to this story, after Brawndo launches, Redux is planning on relaunching Cocaine complete with “the proper disclaimers on the can, including an anti-drug message.”

And, finally, here’s where it all starts to make sense: Redux’s James Kirby warns that his experience with Cocaine is a sign that the future prophesied by Idiocracy is starting to come to fruition:

That exemplifies idiocracy,” he said. “The way the world was in the movie Idiocracy is kind of the beginning of what got us in trouble with the Cocaine energy drink.”

I guess if you can’t stop what’s coming, you can at least try to make a buck off of it.

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3 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted December 10, 2007 at 11:32 am | Permalink

    The website may or may not be a hoax. But the Trademark filing with USPTO by “OMNI CONSUMER GROUP” pretty much seals the deal on this being real, no?

    Link:
    http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=77273180

  2. not sure
    Posted December 10, 2007 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

    I think we can all at least agree on one thing: which is that Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

  3. LAJoan
    Posted December 10, 2007 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    as long as it has electrolytes. Electrolytes are good.

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