Jesus Christ –– or, Xenu? (And is that a valid Scrabulous word? The mind reels…)

If you’re one of the 85,039 hippest people in the universe (as of this writing), you’ve probably already seen the Defamer-hosted, Tom Cruise-starring Scientology indoctrination video. But if you haven’t … enjoy! We’re en route to Park City and our “real” content will be in short supply until Friday.