I honestly don’t know what I find more disturbing. The I Drink Your Milkshake Infant Bodysuit:
Or The I Drink Your Milkshake Classic Thong:

Let’s clear our heads by contemplating whether or not P.T. Anderson meant to reference Hippolyte Flandrin, shall we?
Let’s take a poll: how many readers would like to see Karina and me model these items on SpoutBlog? Sorry, Karina, but I call the thong.