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Lindsay Lohan Proves Global Economy Revolves Around Breasts

Karina Longworth
By Karina Longworth posted 1 year ago
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At the beginning of this week, Lindsay Lohan horrified classic nude starlet photo-shoot purists by revealing her apparently very real breasts in otherwise not-so convincing homage to Marilyn Monroe. We wondered, at the time, if aligning herself with the ultimate image of female celebrity self-destruction was really the best way for Lindsay to prove her post-rehab worth. Turns out, we were wrong––Lindsay just got a job! In a Jack Black movie! About renaissance fair nerds! Case closed, right? Also, with subscriptions currently going for about $20 each, New York Magazine made at least $10,000 off the spread. And thus, the career of one actress and the whole of the magazine industry are rescued in one fell swoop. Rejoice!

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  • Noralil Ryan Fores said

    Karina, you are so funny.

  • MIke said

    I love renaissance fair. thousands of healthy White people and
    miles of legs! I love the ren. fair show-offs. Yes they are for
    feeding babies, but they also make it more fun making them!