Dark Knight Producer One: Hey, I heard the Bloggy-Sphere already loves the movie!

Dark Knight Producer Two: Yeah, real critics dig it too!

Dark Knight Producer One: Holy crap we are amazing. I mean we are really great.

Dark Knight Producer Two: Do you think there is any way we can screw this up?

Dark Knight Producer One: I don’t know, but it sure would be fun to try!

Dark Knight Producer Two: I’ll call Comcast.

Dark Knight Producer One: I’ll call Domino’s.