When I found this manga-style Playboy bunny figure on the convention floor at Comic-Con, I had to ask myself, who would actually buy it? Then I realized the answer is someone not all that different than the type of person who would take a picture of it, i.e., me.

I’m not a toy collector, or at least I haven’t been for the past 15 years. So while I have no interest in spending inordinate amounts of money on toys you’re not supposed to play with, there is still something very intriguing about them. I think it might have something to do with the glass case. It’s like those plastic sleeves old comics come in, but times ten. And they’re always really well lit. And, I’ll admit, they’re just sexy.

More toys after the jump:

The appeal of the bunny is pretty obvious, but the phallic nature of this machine gun is still throwing me for a bit of a loop.

This little Bruce Lee is beyond terrifying. Don’t look in its eyes for too long or it will show up in your dreams, where it will pummel everyone you love with tiny plastic fists.

This was one of many friendly-looking Darth Vaders. At least in the toy world, it looks as though Bruce Lee could destroy Darth Vader any day.