We never trust the British tabloids. Ever. But sometimes we wish we could. Like when they tell us that Cher is going to play Catwoman in Christopher Nolan’s follow-up to The Dark Knight. From the Telegraph:
A studio executive said: “Cher is Nolan’s first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years.
I don’t buy it. It would be awesome, but I don’t buy it.
I love the idea of a “cougar” Catwoman, but even Sean Young would be a better choice.
It would be pretty great, but I also doubt it. Does the Telegraph just make shit up? We should try that. Here goes:
RICKY GERVAIS TO STAR AS RIDDLER IN NEXT BATMAN!
Sorry, according to the Telgraph, and only the Telegraph - because why would some other news source want to report this small of a story - Jhonny Depp is going to play the Riddler.
Thanks Telegraph!
Of course, it doesn’t make the story any more true (or false), but The Telegraph is anything but a tabloid…
I vote for Pam Grier!
The Riddler will be played by Werner Herzog. Swear to God.
for catwomen i think it should be MILLA JOVOVICH!
she fits the pick perfectly
lets get the word out to nolan
catwoman is something very important in batman and cher is not pretty enough …..so the new catwoman for me should be KATE BECKINSALE she is really hot so kate beckinsale for me