This morning, I flew down to to Austin, where Fantastic Fest kicks off tomorrow with the U.S. premiere of Kevin Smith’s Zach and Miri Make a Porno, to be followed by the Air Sex World Championships. But it’s not all public pornography: Fantastic Fest has put five features and five shorts from their 2008 lineup online for free viewing, and as far as I can tell, none of them involve fake orgasms (although one is advertised with a picture of a French guy clutching his own nipple as if in the throes of madness). Highlights include the Tiffany superfan doc I Think We’re Alone Now, and La Creme (that’s the one with the nipple), in which an “unemployed loser” who “mysteriously finds a jar of face cream that once applied, temporarily turns him into the most famous celebrity in France.” All that and more is waiting for you here.