Comments on: 10 Things Twilight Teaches Teenage Boys About Teenage Girls

By: MddleLinbackr55

MddleLinbackr55 — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:20:04 +0000

I’m a athletic teen GUY. Guys, this sht sounds convincing and great and some might even be true depending on the girl. but bros, be urself. girls respect that.

By: Isabella

Isabella — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:55:26 +0000

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha, I love this!!
& Twilight is an epic fail :/

By: Catey

Catey — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:29:58 +0000

Ok so most of the things on this list are true but the one about “Girls Like Boys who Ignore them” B U L L S H I T . If a guy ignores me and acts like he is repulsed by me it not only makes me not like him, it makes me feel worse about myself. Like a guy could never love me.

By: David

David — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:46:44 +0000

Haha, very funny Kevin, my friend directed me to your site after she read my FB note, if you want my take on what I learnt, take a read!

http://www.facebook.com/notes.php?ref=sb#/note.php?note_id=124389731193

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:40:14 +0000

In general these concepts are true , however girls liking bad boys and hair product all depends on the girl.
The girl being in high school doesnt want a full on bad boy whos always suspended and never there with her , and as far as hair product goes … it better only be gel …

By: amro

amro — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:06:56 +0000

I would tell teenage boys: this list is what girls want, if you don’t jave some of those things, it’s okay, don’t waste your time trying to get them right. Eventually a girl who will like you will show up, focus on school, stay in it, get your future right, because stupid teen girls are not the ones that will give you a good carreer… Know what i’m saying?

By: Jessi

Jessi — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:53:44 +0000

This was hilarious.

As a teenage girl, I must say if a guy were like this I’d probably not want to have anything to do with him.

Being ignored, for example, kind of pisses me off. What you describe as being “mysterious” would probably bore me, and have me thinking the guy is a self-absorbed, melodramatic idiot. I generally find hair product ridiculous, and the “bad boy” usually strikes me as an insecure, attention-seeking loser.

I do, however, love when a guy can play sports, but that’s mostly because I love playing sports myself. Piano probably wouldn’t impress me much.

But that’s just me.

By: Shells

Shells — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 01:35:06 +0000

I wish the guys at my school could read this.

By: gigi

gigi — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:08:44 +0000

I’m a girl and I KNOW girls don’t like guys who ignore them. If a guy ignores us, we assume that he’s not interested and we MOVE ON. We aren’t shallow. But if a boy acts indifferent, we take that as a sign that he wants nothing to do with us.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:39:54 +0000

Hmm, can’t say I agree.
Definitely made me laugh but I’m a teenage girl and most of these don’t work at all for me…. maybe the instruments and bad boy thing.
The sport thing and the stuttering are the farthest off for me.
Then again, I read the Twilight book and HATED Edward.
Jacob was fairly attractive though. Haha.

By: Alec

Alec — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:09:40 +0000

Girls like Bad Boys?
Only a young and impressionable brain could conceive of such a moronic concept.
They must be senseless dolts, who are unable to see that something like ‘getting involved with a bad boy’ will only have a negative outcome.
Grow up Girls and start to think rationally.

By: gerty

gerty — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:05:10 +0000

crazy twilight fans just relax, you’re saying that the movie’s only a movie, so this article is just some text for entertainment purposes to certain people!

By: William

William — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:41:34 +0000

Girls like this stuff. Real women don’t

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:33:31 +0000

truest shit ever, Kevin. I was trying to explain the concept of “aloofness” to my buds as we watched this (the one-liners and fx make it bad enough to watch for entertainment purposes, for anyone interested.)

It’s hilarious and insulting to get a glimpse into the female mind and discover they are every bit as shallow as men.

By: Adil

Adil — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:42:38 +0000

well i have never tried these stuff ever but i think they will work

By: Sara

Sara — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:39:45 +0000

Ooh shit, is this suppose to be a joke or are these actually real tips? Sorry, in my first comment I thought these were real tips. If this is a joke, then I think it’s hilarious. I honestly hope that these AREN’T real tips.

By: Sara

Sara — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:23:56 +0000

Tehe wow, sorry, but this is fuckin’ stupid. The only one that was right was the GIRLS WANT SEX AS MUCH AS GUYS DO because I’m a girl and I know what that’s like hehe, but yeah, all the other ones are WRONG. I mean, hair product? Ew. And the worst one out of all of them was the first one. If a guy ever ignored me, I would just assume that he hates me and find someone else because I’m really sensitive. Also, I hate being toyed with. So no offense to whoever wrote this, but this is TERRIBLE advice.

By: Brandy

Brandy — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:29:33 +0000

I think this article is being taken way too seriously! It isn’t saying that women do not want a man who loves her and will take care of her and won’t cheat on her.

I haven’t been a teen in a while, but I know these are all things that work for me now, tattoos and all

By: Jodi

Jodi — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:51:58 +0000

Well 7 out of 10 isn’t bad.

By: Dharti

Dharti — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:09:28 +0000

rotfl ome who came up with this most of this stuff is true bout mysterious guys , stammering, piano( total turn on),resistin the urge but others made me want to lmao lolz no girl wants a guy to ignore her it’ll get her attention all rite but will make her think shes done somethin rong lmao <3

By: Spike

Spike — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:07:19 +0000

This is total rubbish.
How can you base relationship and dating advice on a fictional film?
Not to mention the obvious contradiction;

“Girls Like Boys Who Are Mysterious”
Followed by;
“Girls LIke Boys Who Talk About Their Feelings”

Erm, what?

By: amon

amon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:19:37 +0000

I have read all the books, and seen the film. I think that list is just meant for a joke.
Everyone likes differrent typesof guys, I think the reason Edward works i(in the book) is because that is the genuine charachter, however if you are a “happy go lucky” guy, well then copying E.C will just make you seem fake. I agree that E.C is sick when he breaks into her house to watch her sleep. Stephanie Meyer wrote this FICTIONAL book and so although the whole killing your wife and doing it with a dead guy is really kind of gross in the FICTIONAL world it mekes sense!
Your rules ARE funny!

By: amon

amon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:02:18 +0000

You DO know this is a skit, right, not real…

By: pregnancy

pregnancy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:25:30 +0000

I total agree for ten facts above. It is really true.

By: johnny

johnny — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:14:48 +0000

i feel like the twilight movie put every girl under a stereotype. Bella falls in love with edward not because of all these things she finds out later but because she thought he was good looking. That goes to show that stephane meyer insulted girls by making them seem shallow. The only reason she probably wrote this whole storyline was because she herself is shallow and wishes her life could be lived the way she wrote Bella’s to live by. It pathetic