Comments on: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Remaking Last Tango in Paris? http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/ Daily coverage of what is truly interesting in the film world Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:26:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Discuss: Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Remaking ‘Last Tango in Paris’? | muzicfanatic.com http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/#comment-117722 Discuss: Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Remaking ‘Last Tango in Paris’? | muzicfanatic.com Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:00:38 +0000 http://blog.spout.com/?p=7709#comment-117722 [...] to warrant some exploration: According to this tabloid (along with The Guardian and our pals at Spout), it seems that spouses Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might be gearing up to remake Bernardo [...] [...] to warrant some exploration: According to this tabloid (along with The Guardian and our pals at Spout), it seems that spouses Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might be gearing up to remake Bernardo [...]

]]> By: 11/27 Oscarweb Round-up — THANKSGIVING EDITION | In Contention http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/#comment-117502 11/27 Oscarweb Round-up — THANKSGIVING EDITION | In Contention Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:59:21 +0000 http://blog.spout.com/?p=7709#comment-117502 [...] • Uh, so apparently TomKat are remaking “Last Tango in Paris.” April Fools’ Day was, like, eight months ago, but whatever. [SpoutBlog] [...] [...] • Uh, so apparently TomKat are remaking “Last Tango in Paris.” April Fools’ Day was, like, eight months ago, but whatever. [SpoutBlog] [...]

]]> By: Nord http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/#comment-117454 Nord Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:01:26 +0000 http://blog.spout.com/?p=7709#comment-117454 I love Tom Cruise and his movies. He's entertained us for years and I hope he continues doing so for many more. I love Tom Cruise and his movies. He’s entertained us for years and I hope he continues doing so for many more.

]]> By: Mr. Milich http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/#comment-117445 Mr. Milich Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:33:16 +0000 http://blog.spout.com/?p=7709#comment-117445 But the whole point of Eyes Wide Shut was that they WEREN'T having sex... Anyhow, back to Eyes Wide Shut 2: Mr. Milich's Revenge! Tagline: "You can't help with my hair? You're dead, fucker!" But the whole point of Eyes Wide Shut was that they WEREN’T having sex…

Anyhow, back to Eyes Wide Shut 2: Mr. Milich’s Revenge!

Tagline: “You can’t help with my hair? You’re dead, fucker!”

]]> By: Christopher Campbell http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/#comment-117441 Christopher Campbell Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:15:57 +0000 http://blog.spout.com/?p=7709#comment-117441 Yes, this does bring back the whole idea of Eyes Wide Shut more than other Cruise-Kidman pairings, because that project's sex scenes seemed to come about simply to prove the couple indeed had sex with each other in real life. They should one-up that film even more, though, by making a film that actually presents them really getting it on, like the sex scenes in 9 Songs or Brown Bunny, etc. Yes, this does bring back the whole idea of Eyes Wide Shut more than other Cruise-Kidman pairings, because that project’s sex scenes seemed to come about simply to prove the couple indeed had sex with each other in real life.

They should one-up that film even more, though, by making a film that actually presents them really getting it on, like the sex scenes in 9 Songs or Brown Bunny, etc.

]]> By: Mr. Milich http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/#comment-117437 Mr. Milich Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:33:56 +0000 http://blog.spout.com/?p=7709#comment-117437 Forget Last Tango. They should remake Eyes Wide Shut for its 10th Anniversary next year! Or better yet! Eyes Wide Shut 2: Mr. Milich's Revenge! Forget Last Tango. They should remake Eyes Wide Shut for its 10th Anniversary next year!

Or better yet! Eyes Wide Shut 2: Mr. Milich’s Revenge!

]]> By: Glenn Kenny http://blog.spout.com/2008/11/26/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-remaking-last-tango-in-paris/#comment-117436 Glenn Kenny Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:27:50 +0000 http://blog.spout.com/?p=7709#comment-117436 They should totally do it—but only as a shot-by-shot, verbatim dialogue remake, ala (more or less) Van Sant's "Psycho." To hear Cruise re-create Brando's monologue at his dead wife's coffin...or go on about pig farts...priceless. And Holmes should totally do a French accent. And Cruise should totally wear the Lev Grossman makeup from "Tropic Thunder." And Jean Pierre Leaud should totally reprise his original role. Can't wait. They should totally do it—but only as a shot-by-shot, verbatim dialogue remake, ala (more or less) Van Sant’s “Psycho.” To hear Cruise re-create Brando’s monologue at his dead wife’s coffin…or go on about pig farts…priceless.

And Holmes should totally do a French accent. And Cruise should totally wear the Lev Grossman makeup from “Tropic Thunder.” And Jean Pierre Leaud should totally reprise his original role.

Can’t wait.

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