Comments on: 5 Worst Sex Scene Cliches

By: CR James

CR James — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:34:57 +0000

What about the whole woman-on-top orgasmic screams towards the ceiling (like a wolf howling at the moon) followed by the sudden free-fall collapse?

By: Ninja

Ninja — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:05:15 +0000

You forgot the one where the woman arches her back in super pleasure while on top of her man.

By: Ken

Ken — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:20:11 +0000

I can’t believe you didn’t mention the “darkened room filled with flickering candles” cliche. It’s a cute idea, but after seeing it turned into a gimmick for unimaginative set dressers, I’d feel like a silly monkey if I tried doing it in real life.

By: Mackenzie Sanderson

Mackenzie Sanderson — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:12:28 +0000

I agree on the whole “dead eyes” thing. It’s very annoying to see an actress not measuring up to her role in such a steamy moment.
P.S. - Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

By: Mackenzie Sanderson

Mackenzie Sanderson — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:03:58 +0000

I agree on the whole “dead eyes” thing. It’s very annoying to see an actress not measuring up to her role in such a steamy moment.

By: zxcvb

zxcvb — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:09:50 +0000

You forgot the biggest art-sex cliche — dead eyes from the female. You know, where the guy is doing his thing and female is “distant…so distant,” receiving no pleasure from sex.

By: M

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:19:26 +0000

I now have an irresistible urge to see Robert Culp young, naked, and in bed.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:49:43 +0000

I’m going to see Watchmen for the first time tonight in IMAX. So the cliches will be even bigger!

By: Joe Bowman

Joe Bowman — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:00:28 +0000

The popping of champagne bottles or firin’ up of a waterhose post-coitus is really irritating. The only exception to that rule in recent memory will have to be the dolphin-shaped fountains in Showgirls giving Nomi Malone a good facial.