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DRAG ME TO HELL Review, SXSW 2009

DRAG ME TO HELL Review, SXSW 2009

Vadim Rizov
By Vadim Rizov posted 8 months ago
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There’s the SXSW of indie premieres, and then there’s the stuff the fanboys come for; the home of Ain’t It Cool News and the Alamo Drafthouse has an understandably enthusiastic place in its slate for midnight gorefests. So relax fanboys: Sam Raimi’s “work-in-progress” screening of May 29’s Drag Me To Hell (missing ambient sound and end credits, but generally looking ready to judge) showed the final product will give you what you want. There will be cartoonish gore and gleeful bad taste; yes, there will be Evil Dead shout-outs. Alison Lohman shall suffer the punishment of beautiful blonde women everywhere: she will atone for her selfishness, and she will do it in a wet t-shirt.

The screening began 40 minutes late with, fittingly, an introduction from Harry Knowles himself. “I don’t know if the thought has gelled in your mind that we’re about to see the new Sam Raimi horror film,” he enthused, and the crowd whooped. Knowles indulged the old pep rally trick of not hearing the crowd and demanding louder cheers; eventually, the enthusiasm petered out, and when Knowles said once more that we would be seeing the NEW SAM RAIMI HORROR FILM, a lone voice retorted “We will.”

Raimi emerged to a standing ovation, did a schticky comic routine of reading the wrong speeches, then brought out brother/co-writer Ivan and producer Grant Curtis, and then it kicked off — to another outstanding round of applause, as Raimi’s got the old-school ’70s Universal horror logo. It’s a cool gesture, but unlike Superbad and Zodiac’s similar resuscitations, it’s no real indication of what the film will actually be like. There’s nothing particularly old-school about it, unless you think Evil Dead is when movies started: still, the logo’s tenuously justified by the inevitable prologue in 1969 Pasadena, with a little boy who’s been hearing voices after stealing a gypsy’s necklace. The title is gleefully literalized; cue bravura title card, and the sound of a capacity theater losing its shit.

Drag Me To Hell is more than a little lazy about the exposition no one will remember because it won’t make a good YouTube clip. Christine (Lohman) is bucking for promotion at her local bank, but she’s competing with slimy newcomer Stu Rubin (Reggie Lee), so when she needs to deny an old lady a loan to prove she can make “tough decisions,” she turns her down. Big mistake: Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver) is waiting in the parking lot, in her alarmingly c.-1973 car, and she’s got her talons sharpened. And sharp implements. And a big fucking brick to throw through the window. In a zippy 15 minutes, Raimi delivers his first major setpiece: a ridiculously brutal face-off, complete with all manner of unexpected fluids and impalements. But Ganush casts her gypsy curse, and then it’s all over for poor Christine, who will be tormented by a camera zooming in onto her face every five minutes and sloooooooooowly tilting diagonal before she’s attacked by sudden loud noises and Satanic flash frames. (Raimi takes great pleasure in scrupulously obeying horror-movie cliches — “conventions,” depending on your POV — then destroying them in a finale as unsurprising in its subversion as it’s supposed to be satisfying.)

Drag Me played like a screening of Evil Dead II for those who already have it memorized; what I personally think seems way less relevant than reporting that people seemed pleased. I found the opening stretches mostly unconvincing: the non-genre scenes are pretty sad, the inter-office rivalries of Christine’s office job too thinly sketched to be as funny as apparently intended, and many of the big scares are of the joy-buzzer variety. As Christine’s boyfriend Clay, Justin Long sucks the air out of pretty much every scene he’s in; presumably hired to add a blatantly comic cue, he’s way too slacked-out to contribute. Lohman, as always, is gorgeous but uncharacteristically generic. Raimi enjoys his goofy comic set-pieces, but a nervous meeting with Clay’s parents is mostly an exercise in oversold comic cliches about class snobbery, which would be fine but the jokes aren’t very funny; the French waiter sequence in Spider-Man 3 was more fun (no, really). But it picks up momentum and inventiveness as it goes along, most notably in an admirably deranged exorcism sequence.

Drag seems a little too easy — its theoretically nervy finale seems like pretty much the only possible endgame given the target audience — but, like a competent band churning out a decent single for an album’s worth of pleasurably nostalgic filler, Raimi gives the fans what they want. Most of the scares are both exactly when you think they are yet surprisingly freaky; Raimi’s got the knack of honing in on Lohman’s face for an excruciating amount of time before letting things kick off, and he times everything to excruciating length. (He also knows how to stage a hectic climax without having it degenerate into unblinking screaming noise, which is nice.) I don’t really know why he thinks it’s so much fun to have characters spout deliberately worn-out lines like “I don’t know what I believe anymore” or what his obsession with goopy fluids is about, but it seems to resonate with the people who’ve been waiting for it longest. That’s good enough, at least for this kind of festival screening. Is this really a Raimi comeback? I don’t think so, but it’s got more than enough to resonate with the converted, if not with newcomers.

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  • T.Holly said

    Anne T.’s round up seems to say it’s got a wall to wall sound job.

  • vadim said

    I was sitting back-right, and yeah. It’s surround-sound maximally, which is pretty effective, considering that industrial metallic screeching (for whatever reason) is a big factor in this movie.

  • T.Holly said

    Eek, you’re right, that’s not very ambient friendly.

  • vadim said

    Oh, just to be clear: by “ambient sound,” I mean pretty much all the normal background noise that’s not placed yet in the workplace and domestic scenes; I assume those gaps will be filled in soonish. All of the horror sounds appear placed, and they’re very maximal indeed. The score is also locked, and it’s been given a similar treatment. All of the f/x appeared ready to roll, even the deliberately cheesy ones.

  • G. Earl said

    I think the sound was a problem in the Paramount theater itself. That can happen when projecting video ‘works in progress’ using small, crappy speakers. The 35mm prints of other films in the fest sounded much better in the same theater. Go figure.

  • Stephanie Martinez said

    I think it is amazing that a movie as horrible as Drag Me To Hell is rated PG 13 get for real people, some children do not have the parental supervision needed and by making the movie rating so low you are subjecting the children of our future to more meaningless violence. Why corrupt them just rate the movie higher. Common knoloedge!!!

  • Glenn GA said

    One of the funniest movies I have ever seen in my life, my gut at the end of the movies hurt.

  • Camilla said

    This movie had so much potential, the plot was good, the exicution sucked.

  • cheila said

    I watched this movie acouple hours ago, and i dont want to watch it anymore, it is super extra scary for me, oh my god, you’ll want to be dragged to hell when you finish watching it, i think it is a great movie, it is different even though is has the devil character and the witch character on ,but, it is worth every single nickle to watch it , i think you would be very scared, i mean i dont remember any other movie thati would have been scared like this before, i screamed almost 30 times in that theater because of the surprising scary parts, it is really good, but i still need to come down, and understand its just a movie.

  • Dennis said

    I was a huge Evil Dead 2 fan when i was a teenager and I enjoyed Drag me to Hell. (Not as much as ED2 but still, it was fun)

    The Ring was good, but every other Japanese remake has been garbage, so too are all of the ultra gory (Saw, Hostel, etc). It was a refreshing change of pace.

  • dragmetohellplease said

    I just came from the movies seeing Drag Me to Hell, and I thought it was the worst horror film I have ever seen. This movie was more comical than scary and some what predictable. I really wish I had just stayed home and watch an old horror movie than this movie. I know there’s alot of horror movies that are meant to be scary, but clearly this isn’t one of those movies. I wouldn’t recommend this movie to anyone not even my worst enemy. Please don’t make a sequel and waste your money. Drag me to Hell for going to see this movie………

  • preston said

    this may have been the worst movie i haveever seen in my life.i this movie may have been the worst thing my eyes have ever seen in my entire life. i cant make out if the movie is a comedy or is it serious. that an anvel is somehow dangling over the old lady it sucked.

  • Shelly said

    I loved Evil Dead, I love horror movies…I hated this peice of garbage. It tried so hard to be both unsuccessfully. I guess if you can’t be scary or funny just throw lots of fluids and loud noises to get a reaction from your audience.

  • adeel said

    This is the worst movie i have ever seen, i am usually very leniant in my ciritcs but this is very bad! its so bad that it made me look up reviews so that i can put my input in!

  • dalton said

    BY FAR THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. IT WAS SO BAD, AND NOT SCARY THAT I TRIED TO MAKE MYSELF SCARED BUT ENDED UP LAUGHING OR SO MAD THAT I PAID MONEY TO SEE THIS. PLEASE ANYONE INTERESTED IN SEEING THIS, DO NOT PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY TO DO SO. I WAS ANGRY FOR A COUPLE DAYS AFTER I WATCHED IT SO I DECIDED TO SEE WHAT OTHERS THOUGE. I HAVE NO CLUE WHY SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT IT WAS A GOOD/DECENT MOVIE BECAUSE I CANNOT GET OVER THE FACT OF HOW A MOVIE IN 2009 COULD BE THIS BAD AND POORLY ANIMATED. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE MAY THING THIS IS AN OPINION, AND I USUALLY WOULD TOO. BUT THIS IS A FACT WHEN I SAY “THE MOST PATHETIC MOVE EVER MADE”. PLEASE NO ONE PAY TO WATCH THIS >>>::: ||| AHHHH

  • Mike said

    You people giving this a bad review can all go get vomited on. I just watched a bootleg of this. (hell no Im not paying to see this!) I think it was AWESOME!!

  • Rose DiMatteo said

    OMFG, I was thinking–This is Sam Raimi? (I left before the cat sacrifice) I felt like The Dumbest Person In The World for buying a ticket.

  • Kathy P said

    Personally, I was terrified for the first half of the movie, jumping and covering my eyes every two minutes, while thinking that the director went overboard on the suspense because I actually didn’t enjoy it. From the exorcism scene onwards, it was just pathetic. Once the talking goat arrived, the only thought in my mind was “…Is this for real?” I couldn’t believe I payed £5 for a ticket to see it. The storyline was unoriginal, the “special effects” were awful and the second half got extremely sloppy. …Basically, an overall crap film. I was really disappointed.

  • dirk said

    Well it scared me witless. I saw it on Friday and today is Monday. Scared the shite out of me. I was glad for the seance scene as it let me unwind a little before getting the freaked out for the last part of the movie.

    While the movie lacks the blood and gore of the slasher movies, it makes up for it in share terror. What makes this movie unique is that it focuses on the soul spending eternity in a Hell of a fire and torture. Most contemporary films simply focus on getting hacked to death in this world. They are nothing more than serial killer flicks. Drag me to Hell lurches away from such stagnant concepts.

    This movie will revolutioinize horror films in the same way the Exorcist did.

  • Monstr.squad said

    The people who are saying Drag Me To Hell is horrible are a bunch of morons. Are any of you even fans of Sam Raimi? Or did you go to see this movie because you were expecting it to be a carbon copy of all the other idiotic horror films that come out all year long? The best thing about Sam Raimi’s horror is that he has the ability to make a movie that is intensely “edge of your seat” scary, but it makes you laugh at the same time. I consider his films pieces of art, rather than just a film. He’s an artist. He has his own style, his own way of doing things, just like any other artist would. I love the Evil Dead films. I loved this movie. I hope he somehow makes a sequel. Alison Lohman is a babe. That is all..

  • Adam K. said

    the storyline was inconsistent. First of all if their is a hell, then their is a heaven, so how on earth can you slap God in the face and say that a mortal can send another mortal to hell without being judged(and an innocent soul at that) also Mrs. Ganush should already be in Hell. She wont be in heaven for what she did. Also a lamia is not a goat demon its a child eaying demon or a mouse. Without sound this is the top 5 worst movie ever.Also I thought the lamia torments the victim why the fuck is Mrs.Ganush popping up.