Not to be outdone by Megan Fox, Christian Bale was photographed on the set of David O. Russell’s The Fighter yesterday looking extremely thin. And unlike Ms. Fox, Bale doesn’t seem to have needed a corset (though who knows what’s under that striped shirt?). Of course, after the method actor’s appearances in The Machinist and Rescue Dawn, this physical transformation is pretty tame.
Yet that doesn’t mean the online media can’t describe him as looking “crack cocaine addicted,” as Just Jared did in its posting of the pics. What, no “bulimic Batman” jokes? Oh, I guess the drug reference is more appropriate to the film in question, as Bale will be portraying former boxer Dickie Eklund, who actually was addicted to crack.
Well, appropriateness or not, let’s crack [no pun intended] some jokes. Best zingers from the film blogs can be found after the jump:
Oh hey look, it’s Christian Bale doing his Christian Bale “I have many weights but only one grim mode” thing…Bale has obviously lost a bunch of weight and has thinned his hair; the guy was looking gaunt when I interviewed him for Terminator Salvation, but this is ridiculous.
But also, how bad is he wishing he had saved that melt down for now? Terminator: Salvation was such a stupid Nickelback video. The whole argument that he was an artist who got too caught up in his art, it’s just like, huh? Which art? The art of screaming into a walkie talkie about robots? Oh right, that art. I don’t know anything about The Fighter, but I am pretty sure he’s already got a better leg to stand on here. A better, pale white, atrophied leg, covered in what appears to be stone washed denim. To stand on.
Hopefully an apple a day keeps the cinematographer away … from walking into his scene.
While we can’t help but be impressed by his dedication to his craft, we think we speak for everyone when we say that the one thing we really hope he loses is that silly, growly voice.
To duplicate Bale’s look of sexy wreckage, pop-up retail links on Just Jared help you track down the perfect shambles ensemble.)
Bale, as usual, has fucked with his body, losing weight, hair, and whatnot for his next role as boxer-crack addict Dickie Eklund in the movie The Fighter. So even though he looks like he might be on meth, it’s actually only Method.
Christian Bale is playing a crackhead in his new film, and I think he’s taking it a little too seriously — as we all know he’s apt to do. Gross.
Just Jared posted some pictures of Christian Bale looking like balding, crack-addicted shell of his former self in Los Angeles yesterday. Perhaps coincidentally, Bale was on the set of The Fighter, in which he plays Dickie Eklund, a boxer who becomes a balding, crack-addicted shell of his former self.
HEYO! Okay, you got me, I had no jokes for Bale, and needed an easy target like the crackhead chick in the Dickie Eklund video to pick on. I promise to be funnier tomorrow?
Thanks, Vince. You’re typically better relied on for the bloggery humor.
Yeah, man, jeez, way to pick my least funny post.
what is the trouble?
i hope he looks alike a crack head because he acts a crack head.
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