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Category Archives: Stars

Sharon Stone banned in China

And no, it’s not because the censors just discovered BASIC INSTINCT.

Sydney Pollack, Dead at 73

Oscar-winning director, producer and actor Sydney Pollack has died at the age of 73, reportedly due to cancer. Pollack’s death comes just two months after that of his producing partner Anthony Minghella, who, though almost 20 years Pollack’s junior, also suffered from cancer. Here’s the NY Times obit; see a clip from my favorite film [...]

Cameron Diaz is Better than Dakota Fanning

Now little Dakota Fanning can see all the fun she’s missing by being a quitter.

Indiana Jones and the Deforested Chest

My obligatory Indy post for today: Harrison Ford proves his masculinity by comparing his body to Earth.

Archaelogists Divided on Indiana Jones

Hey archaelogists, best to get on the same page regarding your appreciation of Indiana Jones, you dig?

Jessica Alba Masquerades as Chaplin

Jessica Alba dresses up like a man, and still manages to stimulate my male gaze.

Scarlett and Penelope’s Kiss from Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Behold the marketing power of lesbianism, which is sure to bring an audience to Woody Allen’s latest.

5 Reasons Brad Pitt Should Play Thor

Rumor has it that the Oscar-nominated movie star is first on Marvel’s list. And I think the comic book adaptation should be the first on his list, as well.

Jessica Alba and the Female Gaze

You’ve been looking at Jessica Alba for years. Now it’s her turn to look back.

John Cusack Baits Celeb Friends To Support WAR, INC

John Cusack seeks celebrity endorsements for his anti-war debacle; hip girl celebrities who should know better find they can’t say no to a pleading Lloyd Dobbler.