- “Shaken, not stirred.”
- “Hello, Moneypenny.”
- “Bond, James Bond.”
These are some of the classic lines you hear in nearly every James Bond film. Then there are lines that are unique to each film, and that stick with you after you’ve seen them. Lines like:
- “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” - Auric Goldfinger in Goldfinger
- “Good choice, she is very sexiful.” - Tiger Tanaka in You Only Live Twice
- “Now put your clothes back on and I’ll buy you an ice cream” - James Bond in For Your Eyes Only
But what Bond movies excel at — besides action, intrigue, and sex — is pure, unadulterated cheese. These films have given us some of the cheesiest lines in the history of filmmaking, and the updated Daniel Craig movies are no exception. From Sean Connery on down, the actors in Bond films have had to deliver cringe-inducing dialog from time to time. We remember the worst after the jump.
