Um, that Marilyn Monroe sex tape? Probably not real. Defamer has a guest post co-written by Marilyn experts Mark Bellinghaus and Ernest W. Cunningham and journalist Jennifer J. Dickinson, which makes a compelling case that the guy selling the 16mm fellatio footage is “well-known within the tight-knit circle of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia collectors for being a sycophantic, press hungry namedropper (check out his likely self-penned IMDB bio) whose main objective is to promote himself and the Monroe documentary that he is working on.” Sorry, boys––at least it’s still porn, right?