Even if you love the original Escape to Witch Mountain, you have to welcome a remake. The 1975 sci-fi Disney film has some very dated special effects — though the visible wires used to “levitate” a handgun and a harmonica give it a campy charm — and it’s not exactly the well-respected classic that The Black Hole or Old Yeller is, anyway. So, better a remake (or “modern re-imagining”) of a slightly beloved movie, which has already been redone once, to give The Rock another fulfillment of his Disney contract and utilize all the “perfect” digital effects now available.
While it seems that eventually all Disney live-action classics will be remade, potentially rendering obsolete the careers of Dean Jones, Kevin Corcoran and those ugly kids from Mary Poppins, there are some that may, like Witch Mountain, deserve to be recycled. Disney has previously erred in reworking films like The Absent-Minded Professor (Robin Williams is no Fred MacMurray) and The Shaggy Dog (Tim Allen is no MacMurray, either, nor even is he Tommy Kirk), and it’s mistakenly producing new versions of Swiss Family Robinson and 20,000 Leauges Under the Sea. But there are so many other films, most forgotten, that would better lend themselves to remakes.
Here we’ve selected 10 such classics, all but one live-action features, and we welcome you to suggest any others you may wish to see updated and/or re-imagined. …Read more
It’s been almost a year since we heard word on Todd Solondz’s long awaited follow-up to Palindromes. The last we heard, the project was still called Life During Wartime, and it was pitched as a sort-of sequel to Solondz’s two most popular films. Paul “Pee Wee” Ruebens confirmed at the time that the script involved “characters from Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness whose paths converge. It’s all different people playing the same roles [from] those movies.” With little else to go on, we tried to guess which Solondzverse character would be assigned to Ruebens, and concluded: “Given Reubens’ personal history, the Dylan Baker character is probably the most obvious, but I think the Jon Lovitz character might be more interesting.”
There’s finally new news about the project today, and it looks like we guessed right! …Read more
Way back in June, I passed along the news that Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Reubens was set to star in Life During Wartime, Todd Solondz’ alleged semi-sequel to Happiness and Welcome to the Dollhouse. According to this post on MTV’s Movie Blog, Reubens is still attached to the project, but the project itself may not be any closer to getting made. The former Pee Wee says Wartime has “gotten pushed three times” due to “problems with the financing on it.” At the 2006 Cannes Film Festival, Solondz issued a statement about the “unbridled enthusiasm and support” the project enjoyed from then-financiers Fortissimo Films. Are we to assume that said enthusiasm has waned?
Regardless, that’s not even the most interesting nugget of the MTV story. Reubens confirms that as written, Wartime features “characters from Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness whose paths converge. It’s all different people playing the same roles…I’m playing a role someone else played in one of those movies.”
So who do you think it could be? Assuming Solondz is taking age and gender into account in his casting process (and post-Palindromes, there’s no reason to assume that at all), the safest bets would probably be one of three characters from Happiness. There’s Allen, the pervy caller played by Philip Seymour Hoffman (see the clip above, beginning around 5:40); Dylan Baker’s father/psychiatrist/pedophile; and the character played by Jon Lovitz, potential suitor who is jilted in the film’s first scene by Jane Adams. Given Reuben’s personal history, the Dylan Baker character is probably the most obvious, but I think the Jon Lovitz character might be more interesting. Tell us your own thoughts in the comments.
We’ve had a bit of trouble getting this episode to go through the iTunes feed, so we hope this re-post will fix the problem. The original post, with episode description and embedded player, is here.
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