Britney Spears to play lesbian killer in Quentin Tarantino film!!!!!!
The exclamation points are mine, but they’re implied in this Telegraph headline, which is quickly making the rounds of the “publish first, conveniently forget to retract later” gossip blogs. The rumor is that Britney has been hand-picked by Quentin to “play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”
The reality check: as far as I can tell––Tarantino has never even confirmed a Liz Smith report from way back in January claiming that he’s making a remake of the Russ Meyer schlock classic. And, since that story mentioned that Britney was in the running, even if there is something to it it’s kind of old news. It might be a strategic PR drop (I don’t know by who––does Britney even have a publicist anymore?) to counteract the Page Six item from last week, which suggested (without comment from the Tarantino camp) that porn star Tera Patrick was getting the role. But I have a hard time believing that this is anything other than a publicity game at this point, considering that Tarantino hasn’t even finished casting the epic that he plans to screen in seven months at Cannes.
That said: if it’s between Spears and Patrick, we definitely vote for the former. She needs it more.
UPDATE: Access Hollywood has denials from both Tarantino and Spears. And Media Morgue says Quentin’s agent told them way back in March that the remake was just a rumor.
I’ve been playing a little catch-up on the Phil Spector trial, and I came across two very different stories, each connecting the legendary rock producer to a Hollywood myth.
The first story, posted by The Shamus (AKA The Artist Formerly Known As That Little Round Headed Boy) at NewCritics, is more or less a review of a new biography written by the last journalist to interview Spector before the shooting incident that landed him in court. The Shamus describes that interview as particularly evocative of Spector’s overall state of mind:
You get the sense of a man desperately trying to get through each day without slipping over the edge, a rock
***Jette Kernion and Blake Etheridge are hosting a blogathon in honor of Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse Downtown, which will have its final triple-feature before relocating next Wednesday. “I’ve got nearly 10 years worth of stories,” Jette writes. “From the first time I went to Alamo to that weird night with Russ Meyer to my first date with my husband … and tons of p
