Over the weekend, The Guardian published a Q & A with Slavoj Zizek, the cultural theorist and film philosopher who will be guest directing the Telluride Film Festival later this month. From the sound of things, the Slovenian academic is in a pretty dark emotional state at the moment. His answers to Rosanna Greenstreet’s relatively innocuous, form-letter style questions are universally, comically negative, especially when the topic is love or sex. Examples: