Rich at FourFour has made an amazing discovery. A little over a year ago, a Variety story announced that pop star Willa Ford had been cast in a biopic about Anna Nicole Smith. According to IMDb, Anna Nicole was completed in 2007, but as Rich points out, it apparently never even received so much as a DVD release. But Rich found the film on a torrent site, in a manner which, he says, “leads me to believe that no official release by way of DVD is even in the pipeline. I’m guessing that this thing really was just dumped online for free because no one would take it.” So he did what any upstanding member of the community would do: he edited the film down into seven minutes of pure, golden “campy crapiness.”

See the finished product above. I think it goes without saying that my favorite part is when Anna Nicole returns from the grave to ponder media coverage of her demise. “Hell,” breaths Ford, who, incidentally, is way too well-proportioned for the role. “Maybe they’ll even make a movie about me.” Wink!